Hey Guys, Water is Wet

I have spent my last three blog post trying to convince you that the Republicans nor the Democrats have your best interest at heart. It sometimes feels like I am making a case for water being wet. Why in the world do I need to keep stating the obvious?

Let us take a look at a short list of some of the real issues that face the United States at present:

1.       Our economy is in the crapper. No it’s not just bad.  If I wanted to dream up a way to screw up an economy I could not come up with anything better that the Dems and Pubs have done by accident. At least they SAY it’s an accident:

a.       Our economy is now founded on an un-renewable energy source that is running out. Oil is going, going and almost gone. There is absolutely no way to save this petroleum based society and both parties KNOW IT.

b.      Our Social Security system is neither social nor secure. By 2033 at the latest this will become glaringly obvious. By then it will be too late to do anything about it, quite possibly it is too late already.

c.       Our major industries are all monopolies, something both the Dems and the Pubs claim to despise but dutifully ignore. Health care, food and energy are all run by a very minority position that actively excludes anyone who tries to break their control. Teddy Roosevelt would simply squat and birth a baby bovine. He thought big steel and rail was bad. Clone Teddy and put him back in Office and the Attorney General would have something to keep him or her out of mischief like sending drones to peek on hones t citizens.

This list is not meant to be encyclopedic, if I tried to list all the ways the government have actively sabotaged a great economic experiment this would not be a blog it would be a series of VERY BIG books.

2.       Our government, through the Patriot Act, has attacked every part of the Constitution except perhaps the preamble. They probably left that alone because it is one drawn out long sentence and they can’t figure out exactly what it means. They do have their limitations.

3.       More than half the world thinks the United States is a bunch of arrogant butt wipes. More than half of those who think that have valid reasons. Isn’t it time we put our FIVE HUNDRED POUND GORILLA on a diet?

4.       Every third idiot is busily interpreting our Constitution to have rights, authorities, privileges and powers it simply does not have. The U.S. Constitution is written in simple declarative sentences, even that long drawn out preamble. It does not require complex interpretation, it is a contract between us and our Government and it requires honoring by both parties.

This list is not meant to be encyclopedic either. It is meant to be indicative of some things we really need to be discussing. So what are the Demopublicans and the Republacrats discussing?

Three idiots. Yes fellow citizens our major political debate between both of the major parties is wrapped up in three individual idiots. Two stuck their individual foot in their  mouth and the other stuck his bare butt in the  Sea of Galilee.  That is what the Democrats and the Republicans think of the level of your grasp of the issues. If you are not insulted by them yet, stick around I will try harder.

It seems that this Repuli-Idiot, Aiken from the shamed state of Missouri, made some stupid statement that women who are truly raped don’t get pregnant. OK, here we have what is classically refered to as a moron. Let’s all not vote for him. I know I won’t. Time to move on.

The other idiot from the Repub side of the house is a man named Yoder from Arizona who appears to have jumped buck naked in the Sea of Galilee. The Sea of Galilee is historic, it is not Holy, for those of a Christian bent you are not supposed to worship ANYTHING but God, through Christ who died and rose again. Even way cool lakes that Jesus walked on.

As to skinny dipping in general, its’ a foolish, and childish practice not well thought out by the Congressman. Are there Snapping turtles in the Sea of Galilee?  Mr. Yoder is a fool, don’t vote for him Arizona. Let’s move on.

But not to be outdone, the Republicans are outraged too. It seems that Vice President Joe Biden said something to the effect that the Repulicrats are going to put us all back in chains; everyone here that does not know that Joe Biden kicks his mouth in gear before he puts his brain in motion please raise your hand. Yes, the one guy who raised his hand can go to the potty, out the door and to your right.

Joe Biden is Jerry Lewis to Obama’s Dean Martin. Obama gets to play the straight man while Biden gets to be the clown. Anybody that doesn’t like that, don’t vote for them.

I tell you plainly I am not going to vote Obama and Biden back into office but I am not going to vote for Romney and his sidekick either.  If you don’t understand my reasoning either you have not read all my post on the issues or I am not communicating effectively so allow me to put it down in skill level one terms:

1. Both parties think you and I are idiots.

2. Neither party represents change in a situation that cries out for change.

3. Both parties are actively working to destroy yours and my rights as citizens. Your choice isn’t which one will protect your rights it is which rights you want to lose first if you chose between them.

4. There is one monopoly I did not mention under the economy because it isn’t a monopoly of money it is a monopoly of debate. That is the monopoly represented by the Democrats and the Republicans. They have no right or authority to tell me what I have to think. Especially when the best they can do is give me fools being fools. Who cares?

This list is not encyclopedic either but I think it is enough.

On a side note Jerry Lewis is a man of intelligence, compassion and integrity and my apologies are in order. The only reason I made the comparison between him and Jokin' Joe Biden is that Mr. Lewis was the greatest clown of his generation while Biden is striving to be the greatest clown of our political generation (with people jumping naked into the Sea of Galilee Biden has his work cut out for him). The difference between Mr. Lewis and Mr. Biden is that Mr. Lewis was acting.